I picked up
this piece somewhere online and found it amusing.
It was written by someone much younger than us, so I cleaned the language
up a little. Perhaps you will enjoy it
as I did.
“As we get older, men realize that women are always changing
(their minds, their outfits, their stance on fooling around, etc). Before
this happens though, we think the girls are the most confusing puzzles in the
world. I’ve always thought that if I was
a kid and knew half of what I know now, I would have made a serious killing
with the ladies. Same thing goes for
this: if I’d had this categorization of girls when I was a kid, I would have
fathered at least five accidental children by now. Check out our list of stereotypical high
school girls below.
The Hottest Girl
in School. This girl was hot,
and I mean smoking hot. Sure, you are a
little older and realize looks aren’t everything (but she's still at least a '7.5'
though). As you go up to talk to her at
that welcome back party your buddy has over the summer, that nerdy kid who used
to do the announcements comes up with two drinks. "Thanks,
babe," she replies.
Yes, the world can be a cruel place.
Yes, the world can be a cruel place.
The Sleeper. Remember that girl who you went to high
school with? Of course not! You never had a class together, she wasn’t the
best looking, and despised the people who smoked pot, so you were overlooked by
her.
But now years later, you've reconnected… She’s actually pretty cool! And you stand a good chance because she doesn't actually know you that well.
But now years later, you've reconnected… She’s actually pretty cool! And you stand a good chance because she doesn't actually know you that well.
The Ex-Girlfriend. Your ex was super hot in high school. Well, at least you thought so. But now that college and the freshman fifteen
have entered the game, you begin to doubt your original opinions. Sure, it might seem like she's
gaining a pound every time you check her Facebook. In reality, that's just her stock getting
older and generally depreciating in value. Thanks, societal norms!
The Old Fling. You log onto Facebook, and your old fling
seems to have found and added you. The
last time you saw her was freshman year of high school, hell, maybe even 8th
grade. She has a kid now? What the f***?!?!?! Boy time flies when you don’t check up on
people.
Your Best Friend. She was always there for you in High School Oh yeah, she also really, really wanted to get
you in the sack. You threw her into the
friend zone because... Actually, you can't remember why.
Now that nobody's sleeping with you, even she turns you down. Life is tough. Just keep being nice and maybe she'll come around.
Now that nobody's sleeping with you, even she turns you down. Life is tough. Just keep being nice and maybe she'll come around.
The Nerdy, Quiet
One. You know that company you
want an internship with? Well, that
nerdy quiet girl you ignored your whole life just now happens to be the person
interviewing you.
How did she get so good at promotions and social media? She was never even at a single one of your parties.
How did she get so good at promotions and social media? She was never even at a single one of your parties.
The Overlooked One. This girl went under the radar. You (kinda) know who I'm talking about: sort
of friends in high school, but that’s about it. Friendly hellos in the hallway if you caught
awkward eyes ever.
Never in a million years would you have thought that she would have been so gorgeous. Maybe you should call her, and set up lunch or something. Oh wait, no. It's too late.
Never in a million years would you have thought that she would have been so gorgeous. Maybe you should call her, and set up lunch or something. Oh wait, no. It's too late.
The One Who Didn't
Like Boys. It took you all those
years to figure it out?”
Adios
