Yes, the world can be a cruel place.
But now years later, you've reconnected… She’s actually pretty cool! And you stand a good chance because she doesn't actually know you that well.
Now that nobody's sleeping with you, even she turns you down. Life is tough. Just keep being nice and maybe she'll come around.
How did she get so good at promotions and social media? She was never even at a single one of your parties.
Never in a million years would you have thought that she would have been so gorgeous. Maybe you should call her, and set up lunch or something. Oh wait, no. It's too late.